we went to the ZOO

(<|>) Jan. 24th, 2026 11:32 pm
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for a Treat. and we saw (highlights edition):

  • the baby white rhino!!! three and a half weeks old, nose still not pointy, ridiculous little ear tufts; at one point got startled and did a tiny canter, and at another point was subsided into the straw pile with its eyes closed and its ears doing intermittent sleepy waggles
  • the baby giraffes!!! two of them, both with TONGUES and both (obviously) much much taller than us
  • ostriches doing A Gentle Jog, and also flapping their wings about a bunch
  • The Pygmy Hippo (who also at one point got startled and GALUMPHED about it)
  • the New Tapir, who is not a Common Hippos
  • a CHEETAH (who then decided everything was Too Loud and it was going to slope off to the private paddocks thank you very much)
  • The Flamingoes, who were almost all asleep; majority were on two legs not one, and it was Immediately Apparent from watching the one-legged sleepy flamingoes swaying enthusiastically that this was on account of The Wind
  • Medium Elephant once again became Very Startled, made a Loud Noise With Her Face, and needed reassuring by All Her Grown-Ups
  • baby giraffes (again)
  • wolverines go LOLLOP, and
  • A Penguin Pedicure (and lots of porpoising)

(Many other good things included Running Creatures, a very muddy tiger, the sleepy bongos, a baby monkey bum, the ponies labelled Lesser Rhea, a selection of sheep, and a sleepy African Wild Dog.)

The weather was extremely cooperative. I am very very glad we managed this outing. (And then I fell asleep listening to The Hidden Almanac in the car on the way home...)

Whoops

(<|>) Jan. 24th, 2026 05:02 pm
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I seem to have somehow hit the wrong combination of keystrokes and turned my dash black. (eyeroll)

Can anyone tell me how to turn it back to blue again? :)

Thanks.

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As with the platform’s new shift into US-based management, the ToS has changed, and the thing’s looking more and more like a way to get a user onto somebody’s Naughty List. (PS: these are mostly things they’ve already been doing, but now they have to clearly list this stuff in their privacy* policy.)

Please read this thread of rahaeli’s.


*So-called. The irony gets stronger and stronger…

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victusinveritas:

Here’s something from Margaret Killjoy. Not cropped to annoy those of you that loved cropped screengrabs. Also not cropped because I have better things to do and found all of this on Facebook, where someone other industrious soul copied it from Bluesky. If you haven’t listened to Margaret Killjoy’s podcast, Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff, I recommend it.

There is nowhere else to put this

(<|>) Jan. 23rd, 2026 08:54 pm
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Ah gods, I miss him. I miss him.

It’s not just the (now-eternal) emptiness on the other side of the bed. (Leaving aside what might or might not have been happening there. His presence, sometimes snoring a bit, was sufficient.)

It’s not just always waking up in the middle of the night when the body refuses to believe that he still hasn’t come to bed. (Because he always preferred to work late.)

It’s the conversations that can never again happen. It’s the times I would stop (in some mid-kitchen afternoon) and say “There is NO ONE ELSE I could ever have this conversation with!” [because of the issues being discussed, or the vocabulary being used, or some other aspect of context).

it’s all the things that will never happen again without him, and without which (frankly) life increasingly seems pale, ridiculous, and unnecessary.

αϊάι αϊάι

o my loved

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So this is a brief process description for those of you who may be interested in how this kind of thing is done (or may yourself wind up doing it some time and wouldn’t mind some pointers).

Here’s the problem: an old cover (in this case, the original goes back to 2021/2022) that needs to be refreshed.

The cover in question looks like this, as viewed in my preferred paint program (Corel Photo-Paint).

Simply as a side issue: if I had the energy right now, and felt it was necessary, I’d redesign the cover completely in one of the newer, flatter styles. But (a) I don’t think that’s absolutely necessary at the moment, and (b) I don’t have the energy.

Background, however. I was looking over the cover’s basic design the other day and thinking, “Okay, sure, this is a restatement of a scene in the second half of the book. But it’s static, and doesn’t even hint at the action that happens in both halves. There’s nothing here to get anyone to buy it who doesn’t know anything about the Middle Kingdoms series: no sense that something might be about to happen. So let’s at least hint at it. It doesn’t have to be a scene that actually happens. Let’s just imply that both these people are magic-users and fighters (on the same side), and have some kind of relationship to each other.”

So I thought about that for a while, and decided that a back-to-back fighting pose might work. There were already-made images that I could steal borrow the figures from and plug them into the basic background set.

So I did that, and ran some renders to see how well that would work.

…I don’t feel it necessary to bore anybody with the ten or twelve partial renders that preceded this one, changing the weapon angles, the weapons themselves (in Skádhwë’s case) and the colors of the characters’ clothes. Both of them are wearing variants of their house colors—Dusty in Brightwood white with highlights in the Phoenix-and-flames colors, ‘Berend in the tai-Enraesi brown. (Her house’s armorial lioncelle is hidden under her mail and so isn’t an issue.)

So by and large this works okay. Now, though, come the pre-press cover positioning issues.

When you self-pub a book to the 'Zon, your first step is to upload the formatted manuscript. Once that’s done, you’re offered the choice of letting the KDP platform create a cover for you (which I SO much do not recommend, for a veritable host of reasons) or upload your own cover art. First, though, you need to make sure the art’s the right size. The 'Zon looks at the format you want to publish in (trade paperback, etc) and the length of the book—which determines the thickness of the spine—and then creates a template for the cover art. It looks like this.

The dotted lines mark either folds (on either side of the spine) or cuts (at the edges). The pink stripes mark zones where those cuts and folds may happen. Your job—once you’ve added the template to your cover file as a layer—then becomes to fit your art and your lettering over and into this template, being careful not to put anything vital where it will (or may) be cut, or bled into a place where it doesn’t belong.

Here’s how that looks with just the art, turned partially transparent to confirm how it behaves in terms of alignment.

…And here’s how it looks with the original cover’s lettering in place, and the background art wiggled around a little.

…There’s still some work to be done here. The spine needs to have the Middle Kingdoms logo “branding” added to it at the top of the spine, as that appears on the other re-covered print paperbacks. I’ll also need to move the camera angle just a little itsy bit to allow the tower and banner in the background to display to better advantage. (They weren’t dead centered on the initial cover, and there’s no reason for them to be that way on this cover: the centering on Herewiss and Segnbora counts for more.)

So the semifinal version of the cover now looks like this:

…While that looks okay, it’s not beyond possibility that I might re-render the background art just one more time to push Dusty and 'Berend a little teensy bit to the left, just to make something or other in my hindbrain happy. But I’m almost there. 🙂

…So now I can let this rest for a bit, and go to town to buy some bird peanuts. :)

im going to post old cat images now

(<|>) Jan. 23rd, 2026 11:24 am
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undefinedbehavior:

sailor-arashi:

anarchistmemecollective:

tzikeh:

brunhiddensmusings:

eliteknightcats:

ceiling cat

monorail cat

long cat

the OG can i haz cheezburger cat

the lesser known graphix cat

invisible bike cat

my planet needs me cat

cat with the gat

Good lord we need MOAR of the original LOLCATS (or cat macros, as they were originally known)

the OG memes

Ah, the ancient texts.

A little Google history lesson 🍵

(<|>) Jan. 23rd, 2026 11:13 am
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ellipsus-writes:

It’s 2004. Google has just announced an exciting new venture: Google Print. With the blessing of five major libraries, Google sets out to digitalize the world’s print material. Its search function, which will allow people to read and review print books digitally, is set to revolutionize information forever.

There was only one, teeny tiny problem… they didn’t ask permission.

None.

At all.

Authors were gobsmacked. Nothing like this had ever happened before. What right had Google to scan, copy, and save copyrighted books to its databases… and at this scale? Lawsuits mounted. Google backpedaled, then talked of settling. Eventually, Ursula Le Guin spilled the tea. It was a whole thing.

Back then, the point many authors (including Le Guin) were making wasn’t directed against the digitization of print books as such (widening access to the world’s knowledge? Who doesn’t want that?)…

No, authors were concerned with how Google went about it, and the threat it posed for intellectual property. Google’s actions tossed aside the custom, long enshrined in law, that writers and publishers should have control over how their material is used and distributed—a tradition that many believe… exists for good reason.

(We’ll get to it.)

What Le Guin and others realized is that Google’s message of “democratizing the internet” (a platitude often used by techno-libertarians and broligarchs who, it turns out, aren’t so keen on the whole “democracy” thing…) masked a sinister intention: to wrangle the world’s commons under its own private control.

From where we’re standing now (🥲), the scandal and ensuing lawsuit have a little too much familiarity: Google learned what they could get away with and how.

Then they kept doing that.

Move fast; break copyright; settle later (if ever).

The point is: the Print drama wasn’t your average copyright scandal—it was the world’s first ever mass data-harvesting event.

The training of Google Gemini began 22 years ago, on the day Google started claiming the world’s knowledge for itself.

To understand our present predicaments, we have to know our history. Google Print was virgin soil. What followed—the scale of the data theft, the absolute skeeviness/grift of it all—felt unprecedented at the time.

But apparently, you had to be a writer to see it. 🤷‍♂️

Holy cow!

(<|>) Jan. 22nd, 2026 05:26 pm
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How in Thoth’s name did I miss discovering this fic until now?

Been waaaaay too long a while since I had one of those big juicy stay-up-till-dawn reads. Thank you ever so much, @bendingsignpost!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/712295

(cover via @moonblossom)

some good things make a post

(<|>) Jan. 22nd, 2026 10:56 pm
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  1. Saw the Child! Was given a Very Important Solar System Biscuit.
  2. Successfully slogged through a Whole Entire Exercise Routine, thanks be to company, and only tried to fall over for balance reasons rather than presyncope reasons. The Socks Continue Good. (We shall leave aside the part where my watch firmly told me I should start winding down for bed right before I began it...)
  3. A has indulged me to the tune of staying up late (post-wiggles and once we have finished our takeaway, which we have) so that the bread I did not manage to bake earlier in the day will be Ready To Be My Breakfast.
  4. Brain was willing to put down sudoku and actually read some book today! I am a bit closer to finishing a reread and embarking on the new thing!
  5. It feels like I might actually be able to fall asleep in reasonable time today. Goodnight. <3

Prednisone song, updated

(<|>) Jan. 22nd, 2026 02:29 pm
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Back in 2015 I wrote an anti-ode to prednisone. Last night my brain came up with another verse, so I'm posting the revised version for posterity.

(Youtube version of the original is here)

Oh prednisone, oh prednisone,
How fucked-up are your side-effects!
You make my mood go here and there
And make me sweat, like, everywhere
Oh prednisone, oh prednisone,
How fucked-up are your side-effects!

Oh prednisone, oh prednisone,
You make me so unhappy
Because I'm hungry all the time
I can't think of a proper rhyme
Oh prednisone, oh prednisone,
You make me so unhappy

Oh prednisone, oh prednisone,
I really dislike taking you
The anti-inflammation's great
But all the rest is cause for hate
Oh prednisone, oh prednisone,
I really dislike taking you

Oh prednisone, oh prednisone,
I can't wait til I'm done with this
You taste like shit, and what's more wrong
You made me filk this stupid song
Oh prednisone, oh prednisone,
I can't wait til I'm done with this

[food] parsnip risotto, redux

(<|>) Jan. 21st, 2026 11:11 pm
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Back in November I made a ridiculously overengineered parsnip risotto, as a way of dipping a toe into my next cookbook project. I said at the time that it was very tasty, and also I was unlikely to ever make it again.

Temporary dietary restrictions. )